Catherine’s Reviews > Switch > Status Update

Rape jokes are hilarious! Except, you know, when they're not. Which is always.

*wants to punch the author in the uterus*

"It's my birthday today. On this day twenty-seven years ago, my parents got laid."

Ummm... You know that's not how birthday's work, right Claire?

I love me a little orgasm denial.

Hmmm... Don't understand how a Dom becomes the best in Austin without a general respect for submission and submissives.