Panda’s Reviews > The Cuckoo's Calling > Status Update

The book itself is standard. Shabby Detective hired to figure out who killed a young model.

The writing style however is so pretentious and contrived. Down to using the bathroom being called "completing my bodily functions". Excuse me? Are you a robot or an alien?

Then I discovered this is JK Rowling under a pseudo name and it suddenly made sense. Ugh,,,