Helena’s Reviews > The Eye: An Insider's Memoir of Masterpieces, Money, and the Magnetism of Art > Status Update

if i was robert rauschenberg and two curators came to my house to work on an exhibition about me and my silly boyfriend jasper johns served them tea and was like haha maybe you guys want to see my work as well even though i am completely unknown haha just kidding unless.... and then they went and saw his work and immediately cancelled the exhibition about me to make a solo exhibition about him... i would off myself