Lizz Ottusch’s Reviews > Ready Player One > Status Update

Chosen One declares he will split the prize money 4 ways, and acts like it is a selfless task. This will leave him with only a measly 125 billion dollars. Of course he should???? What’s he going to do with 500 billion dollars?????

“The FeMaLeS of the species has always found me repellant.” Hate to say I told ya so, but I told ya so

Art3mis must be for guys what Rhysand/Hunt/Cassian/Rowan are for girls? A too cool gamer girl written exclusively for the male gaze? (I say this as someone who eats up the Rhysand/Hunt/Cassian/Rowan scenes)
Also, her casting a spell over the entrance of the cavern roughly equals “and there was only one bed” and I’m here for it.

You just know EVERYBODY hated this guy:
“I spent most of my time in Advanced Oasis Studies Class annoying our teacher by pointing out errors in our text book”

Omfg Wade is the most Pick Me that has ever not been picked. I bet he calls women “females” and accuses them of never picking the “nice guy”