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This is how every story by Lovecraft starts:
“You may think me mad, and I would scarce be able to disagree with you, for the events I’m about to detail are surely so harrowing as to drive any man to insanity. Too long have I remained silent on the horrors I have seen; the creeping, gelatinous fiendishness; but now I must speak before it is too late.
It began at Miskatinoc University, and [something racist]”