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Amy is on page 22 of 26

"In the event you don't survive the testing process, DNA may be harvested from your body--with your consent--and used to create clones in the furtherance of science. Failure to survive the testing process shall be viewed as granting consent. Also, clones don't have souls. Just so you know. Like twins."

— May 09, 2016 03:55PM

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Amy is on page 23 of 26

"I've lost all interest in killing. Now I only crave science."

— May 09, 2016 03:56PM

Amy is on page 21 of 26

"Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is that reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard."

— May 09, 2016 03:51PM

Amy is on page 21 of 26

"I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia."

— May 09, 2016 03:50PM

Amy is on page 20 of 26

"'[...] Ahh...delusions of persecution, pathological paranoia; it's all right here in your file. Have you refilled your prescription lately?' 'Bite me.'" RAT MAN TOLD GLaDOS TO BITE HIM also wow I am learning so much about him

— May 09, 2016 03:48PM

Amy is on page 20 of 26

"The Enrichment Center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember, science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin."

— May 09, 2016 03:45PM