Amy’s Reviews > Portal 2: Lab Rat > Status Update

"In the event you don't survive the testing process, DNA may be harvested from your body--with your consent--and used to create clones in the furtherance of science. Failure to survive the testing process shall be viewed as granting consent. Also, clones don't have souls. Just so you know. Like twins."

"Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is that reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard."

"I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia."

"'[...] Ahh...delusions of persecution, pathological paranoia; it's all right here in your file. Have you refilled your prescription lately?' 'Bite me.'" RAT MAN TOLD GLaDOS TO BITE HIM also wow I am learning so much about him

"The Enrichment Center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember, science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin."

"I'll always need you." My precious, precious companion cube whom I love so very very much <3 <3

"You're not a hero. Heroes die."

"Why should Aperture Science accept you as a research volunteer, and would anyone file a police report if you went missing?"

"Reality is a story the mind tells itself. [...] A truth so strange it can only be lied into existence."