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this scene is a renaissance painting and i die laughing every time even though i know it’s not funny.

me this whole scene: i’m in agony. it’s like i’ve been shot 1,000 times

also me: 10/10 recommend. no notes

it’s like a reward

SHE HAD CHOSEN ME OVER HIM (i know that’s right!!!! i could write essays about this and believe me i have!!)

if i die say “[redacted], im a professional fucking lowlife” and if i don’t respond im well and truly dead

paige: so we can behead the bodies and we’ve got the blades right
arcturus: yes
the italians: LITERALLY WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN

the italians: what is going on????
paige: so NOW you want to listen to me okay welcome to the paige and arcturus school of lore

everyone: PAIGE, NO
*me and arcturus in the corner, nodding our approval while we drink wine

giggling, kicking my feet in the air at the prospect of rereading this entire chapter

not me JUST now realizing these lines are exactly the same as the ones when the golden cord first manifested. IT CAME FULL CIRCLEEEE