Chrissy’s Reviews > Falling for Christmas > Status Update

I’ve been in the country with a country boy for 14 minutes and my soul has changed. I’m not a city girl bimbo anymore. I wanna move here and restore the town like it’s from a hallmark movie. 🙄🙄🙄

Omg, I’m so hot and rich and skinny. I’m a city girl.
Omg, I’m so slow and hot and simple. I’m a country boy.
Omg, we are sooooo different bc you’re so city and I’m so country so how are we gonna have insta-love and sex??!
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