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CHENGJUN: I have only a vague idea of what Qizhe likes to eat
CHENGJUN: (fives minutes of detailed instructions)

................... istg

Zhang Ping MVPPPPPP

lmaooooooooo this political comedy of errors

THE WAY THIS BOOK TAKES "UNRELIABLE NARRATOR" TO NEW HEIGHTS

also yun yu what. what are you doing. young man get back on a boat.

God, I am enjoying this book.

Anyway: I no longer have favorites! You're all scum! You want to show me who's best for Chengjun, I wanna see RECEEPS

yes I've been spelling Qizhe's name wrong, I am SO TIRED TODAY and I have SO MUCH TO DO

and instead I keep READING THIS BOOK ;_;

YUN YU and LUI TONGYI: [feinting at each other, both convinced the other holds Chengju's affections, seeing each other as rivals]

meanwhile, QIZHE: [swimming unnoticed beneath the waves as the JAWS theme plays]

Do....... do people with loyalty kinks know about this book? Because uh. Damn.

"Your residence is truly full of talented individuals, Imperial Uncle. Wonderful things are always happening."

I love this little shit so bad.

Yun Yu, who gave the ill-fated gift but was just told 'whoever you love will have a hard time': "So that is how His Highness thinks of me."

Liu Tongyi, who remembers every moment spent in Chengjun's presence: "Your Highness, I feel you are already far enough removed from the vulgar as it is."

Chengjun has these sluts in a CHOKEHOLD

no wonder the Emperor is so pissy and possessive