Martin’s Reviews > Deliverance: Hooch and Matt's Story > Status Update

Of course, asking 'Uncle Hooch' to join a snowball fight with the kids will lead to Hooch setting up a strategy meeting with his team of kids to declare a proper snowball war on the other, haha.

“The wand is hollow,” Eagle explained while allowing the weight of the metal rod to slide into the opening and down the urethra. “It can be worn for several days and nights. H can piss through it, and come, if you allow him to.” - Okay, so who isn't running away, screaming, reading this?!

I can't believe I was almost right about the tattoo, haha

Please let the tattoo say 'Property of Matt Donahue' all across his ass. That'd be the coolest tattoo ever, especially with Hooch's... inclinations : -)

'As long as you don't fall in love with any of them.' - This is such bullshit! How many relationships have gone to hell because of this. If Matt does fall for one of his 4? 5? other guys, who says he'll choose Hooch over anyone who isn't a sadist?! With Dan and Vadim I just bit the bullet, but here the whole thing annoys me to no end...

I just hate hate HATE how none of the Special Forces characters make a distinction between sex/friendship/relationship. It's like they don't care about being in a relationship at all... I just don't get it?!

'Matt winced even though Hooch did not, and each of Matt’s gentle touches on his sore body reminded Hooch not of what he’d done the night before, but of why he was doing it: so he could be the man who was capable of being in this relationship.' - Matt and Hooch just don't match. They're so different in their needs, I'm wondering why they even stay together?

“Whatever.” Hooch shrugged, “fact is I’m going to wear your collar.” The word sounded weird in his mouth. “Any preferences?” - The polka dotted one, please. LOL.

I think their logic is extremely odd. That's like saying adultery is okay, because one guy simply needs something that his partner can't give him. Just like a faithful person is able to decide NOT to go for a seductive or younger guy to cheat on his partner, Hooch can just swallow his masochism or else see a therapist, right?!

It gets better: 'the old world charm of ritualized slavery' ?! BLOOD PLAY?! Is this a butcher shop?? And this guy shows them around like he's entertaining a group of elementary school kids on a day trip to Madame Tussaud's, OMG!!