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Qukatheg
is 68% done
OMG they are only three quarters of the way to Mars and discover they did not bring enough food or water for the trip!? Maybe they should have spent less time learning to operate the Mars Rovers and more time grocery shopping…
— Jan 09, 2025 09:32AM
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Qukatheg
is 75% done
Ah yes, of course they must now ration their oxygen or they will run out of air before landing on Mars. Everyone take shallow breaths only for the next 36 hours or we will have to turn this ship around and go back to Earth!
— Jan 09, 2025 09:42AM
Qukatheg
is 42% done
After a long and repetitive training montage, we find out the Mars Rovers the astronauts have spent so much time learning to drive and operate are actually sentient beings that can do their work independently just fine without ever needing a human operator!? LOL what a terrific plot twist for such a terrible book.
— Jan 09, 2025 08:38AM
