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Vanessa
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Alexander the Great actually wanted to live peacefully with his "partner" on the countryside.
THOSE MACEDONIAN SOLDIERS HE HAD MARCHING ACROSS HALF THE KNOWN WORLD FOR HIS AMBITION DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS SLANDER!!!
— Jan 09, 2025 01:10PM
THOSE MACEDONIAN SOLDIERS HE HAD MARCHING ACROSS HALF THE KNOWN WORLD FOR HIS AMBITION DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS SLANDER!!!
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Vanessa’s Previous Updates
Vanessa
is on page 261 of 262
We will find Alexander's corpse soon. He has been spinning in his grave since the release of this book. His corpse will be free soon to conquer us all again.
— Jan 09, 2025 01:14PM
Vanessa
is on page 183 of 262
Too sexually pent up to think about a way to untie that "stupid knot". Orgasms lead to the best ideas. It is known.
(I am a gross puddle on the floor. I have melted.)
— Jan 09, 2025 01:01PM
(I am a gross puddle on the floor. I have melted.)
Vanessa
is on page 167 of 262
THIS ALEXANDER DOESN'T WANT TO USE VIOLENCE TO CONQUER THE WORLD
someone fetch me some smelling salts
— Jan 09, 2025 12:54PM
someone fetch me some smelling salts
Vanessa
is on page 139 of 262
Alexander the Great not caring about military stuff because he's too busy oogling his "partner"...
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Let me write my testament real quick.
— Jan 09, 2025 12:43PM
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Let me write my testament real quick.
Vanessa
is on page 135 of 262
Not Barsine telling Olympias - and I quote - that her son "dicked her down so good"
My eyes are wide. My mouth agape. My brain is scrambled.
— Jan 09, 2025 12:40PM
My eyes are wide. My mouth agape. My brain is scrambled.
Vanessa
is on page 129 of 262
"Will you be my partner?"
"Only if you will be mine."
"Deal."
SOMEONE SEDATE ME
— Jan 09, 2025 12:33PM
"Only if you will be mine."
"Deal."
SOMEONE SEDATE ME
Vanessa
is on page 121 of 262
Alexander called Hephaestion: "Baby"
I... I... just... asdfgghhjkl
— Jan 09, 2025 12:30PM
I... I... just... asdfgghhjkl
Vanessa
is on page 119 of 262
HEPHAESTION CALLED BARSINE ALEXANDER'S "SIDEPIECE" BWAHAHAHAHAHA (sob sob sob)
— Jan 09, 2025 12:28PM
Vanessa
is on page 116 of 262
Alexander and Barsine are having fake-sex to mislead everyone into thinking they're straight .
This book is an assassination attempt on me personally.
— Jan 09, 2025 12:25PM
This book is an assassination attempt on me personally.
