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ruth anne digging a hole through the drywall is totally rational behavior

1. i don't care if matt dies while looking for trinity. he's the worst
2. the portraits of the executives being replaced by the portrait of the warden is so funny

I forgot to mention that the switch from a picture of normal furniture (in the style of a catalogue) to torture devices at the beginning of the chapter is so funny. I love seeing what colors they come in.

also i feel bad for amy. i wonder how long she was tied up for. i could barely imagine how painful it is to feel your blood return to your numb body

It's so funny that Basil tried following store policy even when surrounded by the supernatural. It would've been funnier if they complied

MY BOY BASIL IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

It's really sad how she's deciding that she's made for customer service.

also being strapped to a chair so tightly that you could barely move your muscles is terrifying

i know she's getting violently dragged away by a bunch of hands, but her nail coming off as she grasped at the floor really got me. also, her subconsciously recognizing and naming the armchair by touch alone (even with the cushion removed) is so fucking funny

Basil better not be fucking dead. I know he's a glazer but still. He can't be the first one to die. (Idk if the carl thing counts as a death or not)

THEIR ACTIONS MAKE ME SO ANGRY
1. A SEANCE AND GHOST HUNTING WITHOUT PROTECTION?!
2. BEING A MAJOR GLAZER FOR FUCKING ORSK
3. GOING DOWN THE SPOOKY HALLWAY THAT SHOULDNT EXIST
4. MATT FOLLOWING BASIL DOWN SAID HALLWAY LIKE HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE. JUST TAKE THE FLASHLIGHT AND LEAVE??? IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FLASHLIGHT!
DONT YOU HAVE ANY SURVIVAL INSTINCTS? GOD

Matt is more insufferable than trinity is. I think her name is Trinity. Also, if she did record someone, shouldn't they all check the footage to see if it was a trespasser?? Hopefully Basil becomes more human-y instead of a corporate zombie.
Also, Amy should make a decision on what she perceived. Either it didn't happen or didn't. Choose one instead of ruminating on it.