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The next afternoon they trotted past the guardian phalluses on the gate of the Villa Rustica Bruti and into the outer yard to find two occupants already in place: Tiresias, who was running from the stable to see to the horses, and Cassius, standing in the entryway of the house, senatorial tunic gleaming white and crimson.
Did I read that right? Guardian phalluses? Now I'm intrigued.
— Jan 11, 2025 06:52AM
Did I read that right? Guardian phalluses? Now I'm intrigued.
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Martin
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Either way, now the man had made a show of not declaring himself emperor in name when he intended to do just that in action. He had so much popular appeal—the people of Rome were so stupid about their leaders . . .
Yeah. 2000 years later and people are still just as stupid.
— Jan 14, 2025 07:55AM
Yeah. 2000 years later and people are still just as stupid.
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I didn't realize Caesar's death was like Murder on the Orient Express.
— Jan 13, 2025 09:05PM

