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Reading a book and the h describes the H as smelling like “almonds and anise”. Can we be so for real right now? Who the hell even knows what those things smell like without context? Have I ever smelled an almond? What is anise?? I had to google it. It’s some kind of parsley. Is this supposed to be a sexy smell? Oooh baby you smell like almonds and parsley, take off your pants!