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The main message seems to be that stalking is okay as long as you’re also trying to save France

Been staring at the sentence “her feet did not speak for a woman of quality.” For a good 10 minutes now. What the fuck is it supposed to mean? What do women of quality’s feet look like Alexandre???

“Four crook blokes” would be more accurate tbh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D’Artagnan are all absolute dogs.

Maybe I’ve just had a long day, but this book is ruddy hilarious. D’Artagnan may be a moron, but he’s my moron.

After 1 chapter, I have some reservations as D’Artagnan is, to be frank, a thundering dumbass. Hopefully that’s the point. Also, his father’s final words of advice were “fight as many people as you can, the fact that it’s illegal just makes it more brave!” so who can blame the guy with such poor paternal influence?