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no like we know I’m not normal about this man it’s fine

You can’t tell me this is not a blonde man. He’s blonde. I know they say he’s brunette but he’s actually blonde.

Okay so if your wondering why I’m reading this for the 3rd time this year, it’s because first of all, I got my period this morning. Second, I ordered a new water bottle and it’s from this Swedish company, and I thought, who else do I know that’s Swedish. Oh, my close personal friend Lukas Blomqvist. Third, I don’t owe you bitches any explanations.