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Sydney
is on page 9 of 352
the VERY first sentence reads:
“There’s a time and place for erect nipples, but the back of a Seattle police car definitely isn’t it.”
when i tell you i was SHOCKED. like BAM! right in the jugular…
— Jan 30, 2025 11:54PM
“There’s a time and place for erect nipples, but the back of a Seattle police car definitely isn’t it.”
when i tell you i was SHOCKED. like BAM! right in the jugular…
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Sydney
is on page 187 of 352
I PREDICTED IT!!!!
also — how did nobody find out before?? high profile husband…
— Mar 20, 2025 11:25PM
also — how did nobody find out before?? high profile husband…
HAHAH
