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“Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.”
― MC Steve

“Next I ate a healthy zombie breakfast of spoiled ivy in swamp slime with a mud drink for energy.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Steve: Book 1

“silly face, looking way too excited and amazed by the beans in my hand.   “Wow,”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just because he had never seen one before.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Wimpy Zombie: Book 1

“mom is so cool. She”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 3

“But I still don’t get it,” I interrupted. “Okay, so you messed around with physics or whatever, that’s nothing new. You made it rain slimes for crying out loud. I guess I can accept that. But why did they bring me here? Why”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Stev: Book 2

“Splash potions last longer and the effect is greater if it lands on your”
― M.C. Steve, 110 Tips, Tricks, Fun Facts, and Easter Eggs for Minecraft: The Unofficial Minecraft Handbook

“The warden spawns after the Skulk Shrieker hears a sound four times, so be”
― M.C. Steve, 100 More Tips, Tricks, Fun Facts, and Easter Eggs for Minecraft: The Unofficial Minecraft Handbook

“other kids. I”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 1

“Dear Diary, “Z! Get up for school!” my mom yelled at me this evening. The sun had just gone down, and the moon was on the way up, which meant that it was time to get ready for school. My name is Zombulon, Z for short, and I’m a zombie. Looking at my name and what kind of creature I am really makes my parents look lazy, but I don’t think that they ever imagined that they’d have another kid after my older brother because his name is Arrgh, or R for short. My parents are really into one-letter nicknames. Once my brother called my parents M and D for a while, but they didn’t like that at all. It really wasn’t fair. What also isn’t fair is that I’ve got to wake up right at nightfall for school when all of the other kids get to wake up at the crack of dawn. I bet they all feel really lucky about it. It must be great to be able to wake up to the sun in your eyes instead of having to go to bed when it comes up. Being a zombie is really complicated for a lot of reasons, but my main complaint is that I can’t go outside during the day because if I do I’ll burn up. It’s like all of those stories about vampires who turn to dust in the sunlight, except for zombies are real and I just happen to be one of them. Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just because he had never seen one before. It was pretty funny. The punch in the arm that he gave me after I laughed at him was not funny. Another weird thing about being a zombie, or a monster in general around here, is that we’ve all got to go to night school. Usually, when humans talk about night school, they’re complaining about adults who they think are dumber than them for not going to college right away and waiting to take classes after work or something. My mom complains about it every once in a while, and then my dad reminds her that their best human friend went to night school and now he’s loaded. Anyway, monster night school is different. It’s just a bunch of kids like me going to school together at night. Zombies, skeletons, pigmen, and other monsters are all allowed to go to the school. Personally, I think that the humans and villagers just don’t want us to scare their kids. Anyway, Mom’s pitching a fit downstairs, so I guess that I better get ready for school. After all, it is my first day of middle school, so she wants everything to be extra special for me. I’m going to write all about it tomorrow when I actually have some news. I’m sure I will because today is going to be the first day of school this year, and new stuff always happens on the first day.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Wimpy Zombie: Book 1

“What happens when you mix baking soda and vinegar?” Henry in the back of the room raised his hand. “Well, I used those to make a volcano in third grade.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“I always said it would never happen to me. But it did. I lost everything in the fire. I had”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Steve: Book 1

“with my friends instead of just a couple of minutes between classes and at dinner. My family has not made any plans to travel during the break, so I’m sure that I’m going to have a bunch of time to hang out with all of my friends. I noticed that I haven’t written anything about what I did with my friends in the last month and a half. They’re a pretty cool group of people, so I should probably bust out a paragraph about each of them.   I”
― M.C. Steve, Monster Christmas

“MINECRAFT".”
― M.C. Steve, 110 Tips, Tricks, Fun Facts, and Easter Eggs for Minecraft: The Unofficial Minecraft Handbook

“It must be great to be able to wake up to the sun in your eyes instead of having to go to bed when it comes up. Being a zombie is really complicated for a lot of reasons, but my main complaint is that I can’t go outside during the day because if I do I’ll burn up. It’s”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Wimpy Zombie: Book 1

“I think I peed my pants.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Minecraft Alex: Book 2

“She didn’t let go of my arm as we moved closer and closer to where the old man stood at the end of the hallway. In that moment, everything seemed just fine. I had it all planned out in my head. We were going to sit down, eat some delicious stew, and ask this guy who he was, how long he had been living here, what that big, giant tower in the middle of the swamp was for—you know, all the usual things you ask a stranger who invites you into his home for stew and small talk.   I should have listened to Courtney.   You see, I was thinking about Charles. How, when he was telling me back at my tree house to be careful on my adventure into the unknown, the only things he told me to watch out for were mobs. Mobs, especially hostile mobs, were dangerous; everyone knew that.   What Charles had not mentioned to watch out for, however, were other people. Strangers. People who were good at deceiving you when you least expected it.   I did not expect what happened next.   We had just reached the old man. Really, the only thing on my mind, to be completely honest, was food.   The next thing I knew, everything went”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Stev: Book 2

“awkward”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“If you shift-click TNT with a flint and steel, it will catch on fire, not explode.”
― M.C. Steve, The Unofficial Minecraft Handbook: 110 Tips, Tricks, Fun Facts, and Easter Eggs for Minecraft

“deduction.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“Saturday- My”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Wimpy Zombie: Book 1

“I’ve never actually seen an ocelot, you know. I’ve only heard of them.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Steve: Book 2

“Wednesday – Afternoon – Recess”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 1

“30. The best place to find gold ore is y-level of -16.
 ”
― M.C. Steve, 100 More Tips, Tricks, Fun Facts, and Easter Eggs for Minecraft: The Unofficial Minecraft Handbook

“must,” they said when we asked to milk them again.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“Wednesday- Use Your Powers for Good   We all stayed inside the tower last night, eating cake and listening to the rain. We could hear all kinds of mobs outside, but so high up and all of us being together, we never felt in danger.   A few times Courtney noticed the Weather Master had wandered off and was sitting by himself. She always brought him back to the group. Eventually he stayed with us. Once he even smiled.   I snuck away from the group as soon as the sun began to rise. If we were going to stay here, we needed shelter. All of us trying to share the tower wasn’t going to work…Charles snores.   “What are you doing up and about so early?” the Weather Master asked me as he approached from behind. I had already started gathering wood from nearby trees. Courtney and Charles and Dog had come down a little while after me and were off searching for more.   “Building myself a tree house,” I said. “Give me a hand?”   He hesitated. “I’m not sure I could be of much help…”   “I meant stop the rain,” I corrected. “Just for a little while, until I finish the roof.”   He didn’t look like he liked that idea very much. “I’m not sure…”   “Hey now,” I said, putting down my ax and looking him in the eye. “The whole reason we said we’d stay is so we can help you learn to use your powers for good…not evil.”   He thought about that long and hard. “You really think someone like me could learn to use a power like this to…help people?”   “Everybody has something to give,” I said, shrugging. Just then, Charles and Courtney emerged from the trees, both carrying wood and sugarcane, a few small slimes bouncing along behind Courtney as she walked. “Go on. Give it a try.”   We watched through the rain as the Weather Master bounced back up to the top of the tower. Slowly the rain stopped, the clouds cleared, and the sun shone down on us from above.   “Well?” Courtney said. “What are we waiting for? Let’s get these tree houses built before the sun goes down.”   And we did. We’re all sitting in our own houses now, since it’s mostly dark out. The rain hasn’t come back yet, but I can tell the Weather Master is still up there messing with the controls. Lightning flashes across the sky, I realize, in patterns. A light show before bed. For us.   Have you ever crafted something so big and complicated and awesome that you just stand there afterward, in awe of what you have just created with just the materials around you? I have. But definitely nothing as cool and bright as this.   I never thought a slime could change my life, but it did. It brought me and my friends here. We turned a monster into someone good.     How awesome is that???”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Stev: Book 2

“andesite”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Zombie Villager: Book 2

“About MC Steve Even when I was a kid, I knew I wanted to be a writer. Stories always fascinated me. And I did not just see them in books and movies… I saw them everywhere - especially in video games. When I looked at the characters in the video games I loved, I always wondered: What is their story? What do they spend their time thinking about? What great adventures will they have? Now, as an adult, and living in the greatest city in the world, I still wonder the same things. Living in New York means that ten thousand times a day I pass by strangers, each with rich and complicated lives I know nothing about. But I want to know! And when I want to know, I write. There is a medium for stories that I think many people – especially adults – ignore: and that is video games. So long and complicated are the plots of video games that sometimes they are richer than movies, or even books! In fact, it was Minecraft that actually got me going in my writing career. I saw it as a channel where the audience could not only engage in the stories, but actively participate in them. Hence, my desire to write my first book - Diary of a Minecraft Wimpy Zombie. When I first published my story, I was terrified. What will people think of me? Will they like my stories? However, given some time, kids have come up to me and told me how much they loved my book. They were not only reading, but enjoying my book! It was this feeling - reaching and connecting with kids – that inspired me to write some more. And, as I continued to write, the more positive feedback I got! Before I knew it, Readers’ Favorite rated my book 5 Stars and I became a #1 Amazon best-selling author, all from following my passion and responding to the passion I saw in others. Wimpy Zombie says, “Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.” Let me say this: in a writer’s sense, I used to be a zombie. I was afraid to display my work to the light of day, for fear of the scorching rays of ridicule, embarrassment, or failure. But, like Wimpy Zombie eventually learns, and I learned myself, everyone needs to, at some point in their lives, be brave enough to venture into the sun. If you’d like to post a review, click on the button below and it will take you to the reviews page straightaway:  ”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Stev: Book 2

“I had never seen a slime look me in the eye and poop out a pickax before.”
― M.C. Steve, Diary of a Noob Stev: Book 2

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