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“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
