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“I am Meme Queen and Emoji Dean, do not challenge me.”
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“Sorry, it was but a momentary lapse of sanity.”
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“Life's like a butterfly. One moment, it's there, fluttering about. The next, it's gone, no trace in sight.”
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“There's something wrong if you think there's anything normal about me.”
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“You'll find yourself in a tough situation one day, and on that day only a true friend with soften the situation.”
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“You have probably been served stupid with a side of crazy if you ever decide I'm someone you like.”
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“If you smile at Smile, Smile will smile back no matter how weak your smile was.”
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“Slip me a piece of paper with 'Yes or No' on it, and I'll be the one to circle 'or' as my answer.”
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“If there was ever a time to run, it's whenever you see me show up.”
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“If you're not sure when to run, it's a sure bet that when I show up, that's your sign.”
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“Hay's for horses, straw is cheaper, grass is free, you live on a farm and you get all three!”
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“Boys are like toilet paper. You rip them off, use them to wipe your ass, and then flush them down the toilet.”
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“there's rainbow behind the rain”
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“It said to only quote notable people—am I not notable enough for Goodreads?”
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“A quote is a quote, bad or not, and mine are especially bad.”
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“If never a rule broken is never any fun had.”
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“The only way you'll hurt my feelings is hurting my friends', because that's when you'll see the real me come from the shadows.”
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“If you feel the need to be stupid, do so elsewhere.”
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“If you ask me for help, I probably won't be able to, but will that stop me from trying? Absolutely not.”
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“If you are smart enough to add letters to math problems, you're smart enough to dig your own grave.”
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