Charlie Cochet > Quotes

“I am fucking charming!” Dex shouted, his entire face going beet red. “I am the most charming motherfucker you will ever know, so kiss my perfectly perky ass!”

After some consideration, Sloane cocked his head to one side and shrugged. “I’ve seen better.”

“Oh, now you’re insulting my ass?”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross."

Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes."

"That's different," Dex explained with a grimace. "None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Sometimes the amount of stupid in this world confounds me. I swear some of these citizens are evolving backwards.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Now how do I access Google?”
Was he serious? “Why do you need Google?”
“When don’t you need Google?”
He was serious. “How about when you have a powerful, multimillion dollar government interface linked to numerous intelligence agencies across the globe right in front of you.”
Dex squinted at him, his lips pursed thoughtfully. “So… is that a no on Google?”
“Are you on medication?”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“I apologize. Hi, I’m Agent Sloane Brodie, your Team Leader. I enjoy reading, cozy nights in, and the soothing sounds of classic rock. I also like to browse the Internet for funny cat videos, but deep down, I think I’m more of a dog person.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Dex arched an eyebrow at him before he winked down at his dick.

“Don’t worry, fella. He needs a minute to take in all the awesome.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“And you managed to pick up on all that while being hung upside down by a fellow agent, getting yourself beat to shit by your new Team Leader and tormenting your baby brother in the showers?”
“Yes. I would have had more, but you know, I was momentarily distracted by all the soapy six-packs.”
― Charlie Cochet

“The force is strong with this one.” Sloane laughed. “All right there, Yoda.” “Please,” Dex scoffed. “We both know I’d be Han. You can be Luke.” “Okay, Han.” “Ash would be Vader. Ew, Ash would be your dad.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Try using your inside voice. Less awkward.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Dex lowered his voice, growling as his fingers moved the puppet’s little paws. “Hi, I’m Ash. My hobbies include shooting things, shooting things, and uh, shooting things. Oh and I like fish.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!”
― Charlie Cochet , Blood & Thunder

“Yogi was fast on his heels as Dex sped through the lounge, down the busy corridor, and past the training bays. “Excuse me! Coming through!” Shit, shit, shit! Who’d have thought Yogi would like Cheesy Doodles as much as he did?

“Give them here!” Yogi growled.

“Go find your own pic-a-nic basket!” The deep feral growl he received in response was most likely a “no.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Even if there was the slightest probability Cael was right, Ash was so deep in the closet, he was taking Aslan's place in Narnia.”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“You’re one of those annoying glass half-full guys, aren’t you?”
“I’m more of a full glass kind of guy. Who wants half of anything?”
― Charlie Cochet

“As Calvin helped him to the stairs, Dex braced himself. “So on a scale of one to diva, how pissed off is Sloane at me right now?”
Calvin winced. “I’d say…. Mariah Carey pissed.”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“Where the hell were you two?”

Sloane and Dex produced a candy bar from their front breast pockets in unison, answering simultaneously, “Lunchroom.”

Ash looked genuinely horrified. “You two are spending way too much time together. Seriously, that was creepy as fuck.” He snatched their candy bars.

“For the psychological trauma you’ve just inflicted.”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“Ash went over to the closet, and Sloane maintained his stoic expression. There was no way Dex would be hiding in the closet. It was too obvious. Ash opened the door, looking unimpressed. “There’s a fuckwit naked in your closet.”
Dex looked up at Ash with wide eyes. “This isn’t what it looks like. I dropped some change, it rolled under the closet door, and when I went to pick it up, my clothes fell off. True story.”
― Charlie Cochet, Rack & Ruin

“If you had to choose between coffee and—”
“Coffee.”
“You didn’t know what I was going to say,” Sloane laughed.
Dex shook his head. “Doesn’t matter. Coffee.”
“Me or coffee.”
“Coffee.”
“Wow. Okay, sex or coffee.”
“Coffee.”
“Your brother or—”
“Coffee. I would totally trade my brother for a good cup of coffee.” He took a sip with a contented sigh. His gaze shifted to Sloane. “Okay, maybe I wouldn’t trade him in for coffee. Although….” He pursed his lips thoughtfully then shook his head. “No, you’re right, that would be wrong.”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“Sloane shook his head. He pushed Dex from behind, guiding him into the lobby,“Get in the damn truck before I shoot you.”
“You know, you should try yoga. Find a way to channel all that aggression.”
Sloane gave Dex another push. “I have found a way. It’s called shoving my foot up your ass.”
“That doesn’t sound very relaxing.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“His dad’s gruff voice interrupted his pitiful thoughts.
“Can I be frank?”

“Sure. Can I be beans?” Without even having to look up, Dex knew what his dad was doing. “Stop. You know how I hate when you do that.”

“Do what?” Tony grunted.

“Do that puckered ass thing with your lips.”

“And you know all about puckered asses.”

Dex arched an eyebrow at his dad. “You know, at times I wonder who the grown-up is here.”

The elevator pinged and they exited into a long white hall with dark gray flooring. “And I wonder if you’ve lost more than a few marbles. Like the entire bag.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“You're so cute."
Dex let out a laugh. "And you're such a dork."
"Says the guy who owns Star Wars Lightsaber chopsticks."
"Sushi tastes better when you use the Force."
"You're only strenghtening my case.”
― Charlie Cochet, Rack & Ruin

“This situation was a heart attack waiting to happen. He just knew it. The stress of the job, now this. Yep, he was going to keel over. He could see the writing on his tombstone now: Sloane Brodie departed this world at age 37 due to massive coronary trauma as a result of idiot partner Dexter J. Daley.
--Sloane”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“Sometimes you find that one person, and you just know. And even if you don’t love them right away, you know you will. It’s just a matter of time. Because no one you’ve ever known has come close to making you feel the way they do. It keeps you up at night and drives you fucking crazy, but you pray to God the feeling never goes away no matter how much it’s killing you.”
― Charlie Cochet, Rise & Fall

“With a groan, he let his head fall into his hands. His life was officially a bad eighties movie. Without the parachute pants.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“I can get you a framed painting if you like. Or you could suck it.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“If Sloane’s quiet words hadn’t been enough to get Dex squirming in his towel, Sloane’s quick kiss to his lips sealed the deal. Oh God, he was about to get a hard-on at work, and the bastard that was the cause of it was loving every moment of it.
Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
Ash’s growl echoed through the showers. “What are you two gay boys doing in there?”
Aaand done.
--Dex”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“As of this afternoon, you are a Defense Agent for the THIRDS.” The man grew quiet and Dex couldn’t help but wait for him to throw his arms out and shout “Ta-da!” with a show of jazz hands.”
― Charlie Cochet, Hell & High Water

“You're so hot. I'm hungry." Sloane. Food. Sloane. Food. How was he supposed to decide? Unless... "Can I have both?"
"I think you left the other half of that question in your head.”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“Hey, I’m cute, too,” Dex protested as they followed Ash and Cael to the bullpen. “Why don’t I get a free drink?”
Ash flipped him off, calling out over his shoulder,“You’re not cute, Daley.”
“Screw you. I’m fucking adorable!”
Sloane leaned into Dex, whispering. “I think you’re cute.”
Dex smiled at him and batted his lashes. “Do I get a free drink?”
“No.”
“Damn.” Dex craned his neck and waved his arms. “Hey, Rosa! I have to ask you something.” He ran off and Sloane chuckled, hearing Dex calling out after her. “Where are you going? I want to ask you if you think I’m cute. You do, right? Rosa?”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder