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Rob Johnson

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Born

Tonbridge, Kent, The United Kingdom

Website

http://rob-johnson.org.uk/

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Genre

Thriller, Humor and Comedy, Science Fiction

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Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Brookmyre, Janet Evanovich, Elmore Leonard, ...more

Member Since

October 2008

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‘You’ll have to write an author biography of course.’
‘Oh? Why?’
‘Because people will want to know something about you before they lash out on buying one of your books.’
‘You think so, do you?’
‘Just do it, okay?’
‘So what do I tell them?’
‘For a start, you should mention that you’ve written four plays that were professionally produced and toured throughout the UK.’
‘Should I say anything about all the temp jobs I had, like working in the towels and linens stockroom at Debenhams or as a fitter’s mate in a perfume factory?’
‘No, definitely not.’
‘Motorcycle dispatch rider?’
‘You were sacked, weren’t you?’
‘Boss said he could get a truck there quicker.’
‘Leave it out then, but make sure they know that Grave Expectations is the eighth book you’ve written. ...more

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Average rating: 3.98 · 4,322 ratings · 229 reviews · 12 distinct works • Similar authors

	Lifting the Lid (Lifting the Lid, #1) 3.79 avg rating — 1,205 ratings — published 2013 — 8 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Heads You Lose (Lifting the Lid, #2) 4.17 avg rating — 588 ratings — published 2014 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Cremains (Cremains #1) 3.95 avg rating — 609 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Dishing the Dirt (Lifting the Lid #3) 4.21 avg rating — 486 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Undertaking (Cremains #2) 4.23 avg rating — 465 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Kilo of String 3.88 avg rating — 502 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Quest for the Holey Snail 3.77 avg rating — 290 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Grave Expectations (Cremains #3) 4.19 avg rating — 94 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Lifting the Lid Comedy Thriller Series (Books 1-3) 4.34 avg rating — 32 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Lifting the Lid: A Comedy Thriller (The Lifting the Lid Series) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Lifting the Lid (3 books)
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“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”
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“Love the dog dearly as he did, Trevor was well aware that she was what might be called “a free spirit” or, more accurately, a dog that was utterly unresponsive to any form of training, however hard he’d tried.”
― Rob Johnson, Dishing the Dirt

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“My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: When you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip.”
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“If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.”
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“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
― W. Somerset Maugham

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“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”
― Rob Johnson, Lifting the Lid

tags: comedy-thriller

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“There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly; sometimes it's like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges.”
― Ernest Hemingway