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Georgette Kaplan

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Georgette Kaplan was born in Shirebrook, Derbyshire, to Eileen, a dancer, and Barry, a street merchant and lounge singer. She was a Diver on the British National Diving Team and finished twelfth in the World Championships in 1992. She has also been a fashion model, black market salesman and finally of course, actor. She received the audition for her debut role as Bacon in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) through French Connection, for whom she was modeling. They became a major investor in the film and introduced her to Guy Ritchie, who invited her to audition for a part in the film by challenging her to impersonate an illegal street vendor and convince him to purchase fake jewelry.

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Cigarettes? Newsletter? Substack?

Seems like every post of advice for aspiring authors is that they should have a newsletter, so does that sound like a good idea? I don't know how many followers I have, much less how many of them are bots, and this isn't exactly a blogging platform. Tumblr's dead, Twitter's... X. So if anyone's going to hear what I think about movies, it might as well be in e-mail.

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Slocum and the Three Wives by Jake Logan
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No book with an incestuous, S&M obsessed serial killer for a villain should be this boring.

Sequelizing Slocum And The Irish Lass, this 90s book has Slocum purely in Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman mode. I just... I'm struggling to express my disappointment
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Slocum in Paradise by Jake Logan
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Another rote 90s offering. Slocum rides into a town run by a local despot, who quickly has him ensnared in wage slavery (you'd think after 200 books, he'd know better). The whole being railroaded by injustice things offers some potential, but Slocum ...more
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Red and Buried by James Mullaney
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Sadly stillborn attempt at reviving men's adventure pulp, with too little verve, edge, or sexuality to ever have much of an impact. The plot is unreasonably generic--past-his-prime hero called out of retirement to foil a doomsday plot by an old enemy ...more
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Longarm and the Devil's Railroad by Tabor Evans
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2.5 stars. Pretty standard Longarm. Outlaws are getting away from the Law by paying a cut of their loot to badmen who help smuggle them out of the country, so Longarm goes undercover to find out who the human traffickers are. He's not particularly go ...more
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Showdown at Guyamas by Paul Lederer
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I gotta say, I'm really disappointed here. I've enjoyed Lederer's writing elsewhere, where his Western stories are short and sweet, but this series is just painfully mediocre. Especially considering the arm and a leg that Amazon charges for them. But ...more
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Underdogs by Geonn Cannon
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Well, points for innovation. Ari is a werewolf who uses her shapeshifting to covertly investigate things as a private eye. She's hired to investigate a supposedly reformed party girl heiress and does that by going undercover as a dog the heiress temp ...more
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When you're branding yourself as extreme horror, the worst thing you can be isn't offensive, but boring. That's kinda the case here. There's a workmanlike competence, but the author so closely follows the eighties slasher ethos (or whatever you want ...more
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It's definitely readable and even ambitious, with about two hundred pages of arguable preamble going by before we technically get to the werewolf stuff. Which kinda works. It's a story which spans something like thirty years, becoming a generational ...more
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A scaled-up Fifties B-Movie for the Eighties reader. Tarantulas have become mutated by government experiments and after a taut sequence of infecting a boy with, essentially, mini-Chestbursters, it's a breed-a-thon in the middle of Los Angeles.
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“In ten years, I'll fight for you. And in twenty years, I'll fight for you. At the end of time, I'll fight for you. Because you don't make me happy. You are my happiness. And I think I'm yours.”
Georgette Kaplan, Scissor Link

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“We were back over on the East Side, at a little, smoky black juke joint called the Congo Bongo Club, having a beer. Well, Leonard was having a beer. I was having a nonalcoholic beer. The place served them, but they seemed embarrassed about it. The bartender, who was also the waiter, kinda slunk over and put it on the table like a patient giving a pretty nurse a urine sample.”
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