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Georgette Kaplan

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Georgette Kaplan was born in Shirebrook, Derbyshire, to Eileen, a dancer, and Barry, a street merchant and lounge singer. She was a Diver on the British National Diving Team and finished twelfth in the World Championships in 1992. She has also been a fashion model, black market salesman and finally of course, actor. She received the audition for her debut role as Bacon in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) through French Connection, for whom she was modeling. They became a major investor in the film and introduced her to Guy Ritchie, who invited her to audition for a part in the film by challenging her to impersonate an illegal street vendor and convince him to purchase fake jewelry.

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Cigarettes? Newsletter? Substack?

Seems like every post of advice for aspiring authors is that they should have a newsletter, so does that sound like a good idea? I don't know how many followers I have, much less how many of them are bots, and this isn't exactly a blogging platform. Tumblr's dead, Twitter's... X. So if anyone's going to hear what I think about movies, it might as well be in e-mail.

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Well, points for innovation. Ari is a werewolf who uses her shapeshifting to covertly investigate things as a private eye. She's hired to investigate a supposedly reformed party girl heiress and does that by going undercover as a dog the heiress temp ...more
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When you're branding yourself as extreme horror, the worst thing you can be isn't offensive, but boring. That's kinda the case here. There's a workmanlike competence, but the author so closely follows the eighties slasher ethos (or whatever you want ...more
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It's definitely readable and even ambitious, with about two hundred pages of arguable preamble going by before we technically get to the werewolf stuff. Which kinda works. It's a story which spans something like thirty years, becoming a generational ...more
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A scaled-up Fifties B-Movie for the Eighties reader. Tarantulas have become mutated by government experiments and after a taut sequence of infecting a boy with, essentially, mini-Chestbursters, it's a breed-a-thon in the middle of Los Angeles.
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Just to put a fine point on the "yeah, what are YOU gonna do about it?" pastiche of ERB, here Moorcock has his planetary romance hero encounter a character who is entirely a blue Tars Tarkas.

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This is one of those Slocums that's a real book, and even a real good book, making it a bit disappointing that Goodreads hasn't bothered to give it a synopsis or even cover art. Here's the best I could do.

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The more I read this, the more it went from a *** "nothing special" read, to a ** "needs improvement," to a * "geez, at least try to be MEMORABLY bad." It just does not do anything with the paper it was printed on. The writer is either lacking in tal ...more
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“In ten years, I'll fight for you. And in twenty years, I'll fight for you. At the end of time, I'll fight for you. Because you don't make me happy. You are my happiness. And I think I'm yours.”
Georgette Kaplan, Scissor Link

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“We were back over on the East Side, at a little, smoky black juke joint called the Congo Bongo Club, having a beer. Well, Leonard was having a beer. I was having a nonalcoholic beer. The place served them, but they seemed embarrassed about it. The bartender, who was also the waiter, kinda slunk over and put it on the table like a patient giving a pretty nurse a urine sample.”
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