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Turn off the TV and plug my phone in to charge in a different room. Is there some easier way?
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Max Nix: Poems
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Prophet, Priest & Pirate: Essays and rants about politics & religion
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Dear John; Ploughboy Postcards
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Teaching is an Art
Professor Sutton said to submit an artwork that represents a challenge you’ve been facing as an Art teacher. I’d forgotten to take pictures of this one, so used another piece in class that worked well enough as a substitute. This figurine was meant to be a cross between the abstract minimalism of Henry Moore and the expressionistic Impressionism of Auguste Rodin. It’s barely six inches and I’m obv
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“Remember that political parties are tools, and don’t let yourselves turn into party tools.”
― Prophet, Priest, & Pirate
― Prophet, Priest, & Pirate
“Get it right people!
Tuna casserole takes cream of mushroom soup.
Tuna SALAD takes mayo or Miracle Whip.
And while we're at it,
tuna salad has celery,
NOT peas.
If you HAVE to use peas,
use a bag of frozen peas.
Canned peas are for tuna casserole,
not tuna salad.”
― Max Nix: Poems
Tuna casserole takes cream of mushroom soup.
Tuna SALAD takes mayo or Miracle Whip.
And while we're at it,
tuna salad has celery,
NOT peas.
If you HAVE to use peas,
use a bag of frozen peas.
Canned peas are for tuna casserole,
not tuna salad.”
― Max Nix: Poems
“Always be careful, as they say, “Text without context is usually pretext.” In other words, people like to try to use the Bible to get you to agree with them instead of helping you understand what a given section of Scripture meant to its original audience at the time. I gotta think St. John would back me up on that.”
― Dear John; Ploughboy Postcards
― Dear John; Ploughboy Postcards
“Had she been able to think, Jean Louise might have prevented events to come by considering the day's occurrences in terms of a recurring story as old as time: the chapter which concerned her began two hundred years ago and was played out in a proud society the bloodiest war and harshest peace in modern history could not destroy, returning, to be played out again on private ground in the twilight of civilization no wars and no peace could save.”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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Democrats Unite!
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A group for all democrats -Libreals -Moderates -Sorta Dems -Exreme Democrats -Southern Democrats -Yellow Dog Democrats Etc.
Drawing and Painting
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— last activity Oct 22, 2012 11:48PM
A group for those artsy folks who draw, paint, sculpt or employ other mediums to make pretty images and read books!
The Vonnegut Reading Group
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Reading every Kurt Vonnegut novel and short story collection....in the order is was written!
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Anyone living in Iowa who loves reading or writing and wants to share what they're reading or writing. ...more
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satiric, ironic, reality of life, simbolic power, but... funny!!
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A book about cultural differences ... The place Bailey’s Gym, Los Angeles, California—6am—the fall of 1999… From a bourgeois neighborhood in Beirut t ...more
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