Zach Weinersmith's Blog

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This is the actual plot of The Hobbit. The entire journey is meant to convince Frodo to just stay home ever after.

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Really should've asked about the ship label before he got in.

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I find cheese really good for when I have a stomach-wants-cheese, or when my head feels a little cheese-wanty.

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Having a purpose was your first mistake. Wanting it to have meaning was a mental health calamity.

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This is one of those jokes you make, then realize people in the field have probably been saying it verbatim for 20 years.

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You exist in a perpetual state of just about to get to Disney World.

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The hard thing about male clowns is you have to disbud them at a young age are they get dangerous.

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The worst part about being a caveman is people constantly yelling questions about seed oil and fermented foods when you're just trying to relax.

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The only annoying part is how the Ai keeps complimenting your blackmail skills instead of ruining the world.

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You've got to own that feeling, girl.