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November 30, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Construction



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I had a note to myself for about year about someone insisting gender is constructed with lasers, and then suddenly here we were.


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Published on November 30, 2025 08:20

November 29, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Vat



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More parsimonious is that you're just a brain in a sous vide.


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Published on November 29, 2025 08:20

November 28, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red



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The wolf watches from the edge of the clearing, wondering why humans can't ever just kill someone.


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Published on November 28, 2025 08:20

November 27, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quality



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I like to think when healthcare economists are mad they should, I'LL ADJUST THE QUALITY OF *YOUR* LIFE-YEARS!


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Published on November 27, 2025 08:20

November 26, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fine



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You are the balut of love, my dear.


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Published on November 26, 2025 08:20

November 25, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life



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The good news is they're also telling the aliens to do something about the dolphins.


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Published on November 25, 2025 08:20

November 24, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last



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We all know a kid that would do this.


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Published on November 24, 2025 08:20

November 23, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scar



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Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.


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Published on November 23, 2025 08:20

November 22, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Santa



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Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.


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Published on November 22, 2025 08:20

November 21, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blame



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The important thing is that net happiness goes up.


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Published on November 21, 2025 08:20