Zach Weinersmith's Blog

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And don't even THINK about inheriting grandpa's skull collection!

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I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

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There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Do what I want, not what I said.

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.

Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!

Sawyer
Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid
who'd rather dig a deep dent in the couch than make a mark on the world,
as many in his illustrious family of astronauts, scientists, spies,
champion athletes... blah blah blah... have. He has decided that after
generations of effort, it’s time to spend one lifetime relaxing. 

The
problem is that Sawyer keeps getting caught up in the exhausting
expectations of his wicked aunt Celia, his complex relationship with his
ambitious other friend, Angela, and the shenanigans of every else
in town hoping to win the yearly Gourd Thump festival celebrating
nature’s dullest vegetable.

In this tale of mystery, treachery,
conspiracy, plant husbandry, and an imaginary love triangle, Sawyer
knows it will take a regrettable amount of energy to escape these
entanglements and find a way back to his happy place on Gary’s couch,
with a cozy throw blanket, a steaming mug of chamomile tea, and an empty
schedule.

You can check out the first chapter here along with pre-order links!

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Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)

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You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?

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Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.