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April 22, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - WaaS



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Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?


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Published on April 22, 2026 08:20

April 21, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standard



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Should this be rated NSFW?


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April 20, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh



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I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.


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April 19, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dial



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The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!


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April 18, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dreams



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I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.


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April 17, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same



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The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.


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April 16, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forbidden



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Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.


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April 15, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite



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Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.


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April 14, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Easier



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Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.


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April 13, 2026

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Witch



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She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.


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