Zach Weinersmith's Blog

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Should this be rated NSFW?

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.