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Michael Bertrand

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Elmore Leonard. John Brunner. Katsuhiro Otomo.

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I live and work in Madison, WI. My wife Lydia and I have been married for over 15 years and we have four children together. I am the case manager for a 30 day alcohol and other drugs (AoDA) rehab.

Here's how I rate:
5= Excellent. Totally engaging. Everyone should read.
4= Very Good. Worth reading, but maybe not everyone.
3= Average. Many will like it, many won't.
2= Poor. Not worth reading. Some people will probably like it, but I don't.
1.= Awful. Don't read. There's something wrong with this book like racism, exploitative sexual violence, or something equally awful.

I decided on this system in March of 2023. My older one-star reviews meant that I strongly disliked a book.
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“Orange is the color of repressed anxiety”
Michael Bertrand, Climb the Tree

“Sometimes I want a book to break loose with a bunch of hooptedoodle. The guy’s writing it, give him a chance to do a little hooptedoodle. Spin up some pretty words maybe, or sing a little song with the language. That’s nice. But I wish it was set aside so I don’t have to read it. I don’t want hooptedoodle to get mixed up in the story. So if the guy that’s writing it wants hooptedoodle, he ought to put it right at first. Then I can skip it if I want to, or maybe go back to it after I know how the story came out.”
John Steinbeck, Sweet Thursday

“The only thing that makes reality is death; then they hang it on a cross, kneel down and pray to it.”
Charles Manson

“Elmore Leonard's Ten Rules of Writing

1. Never open a book with weather.
2. Avoid prologues.
3. Never use a verb other than "said" to carry dialogue.
4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said”…he admonished gravely.
5. Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.
6. Never use the words "suddenly" or "all hell broke loose."
7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.
8. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.
9. Don't go into great detail describing places and things.
10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

My most important rule is one that sums up the 10.

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.”
Elmore Leonard

“We know a lot nowadays about how to extrapolate from rats to people, but we don't only have to rely on that. In a sense we've made ourselves into experimental animals. There are too many of us, too crowded, in an environment we've poisoned with our own-uh-byproducts. Now when this happens to a wild species, or to rats in a lab, the next generation turns out weaker and slower and more timid. This is a defense mechanism.”
John Brunner, The Sheep Look Up

“Man is incapable of seeing past the end of his nose. He huddles upon the ground staring at his own feet. It is only when he considers his own mortality that he clings to whatever God or Buddha offers him hope.”
Katsuhiro Otomo, Akira, Vol. 4

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