Jonathon Jones's Blog - Posts Tagged "illusions"
Reality Check for Single Women
I have a message to all single women. I'm filthy rich, can crack a walnut with my biceps, am actually ridiculously good looking under my glasses, am hung like a water buffalo, I never get tired of waiting outside a dressing room and holding a woman's purse, am 6 foot and really broad-shouldered, love to dance, an hour to me is foreplay, and I am always buying people really expensive gifts and traveling around the world and always having numerous adventures.
Oh, wait. That's not me. You know who that is, ladies? A rich, gay, philanthropist porn star, that's who.
See, this is what women expect when they watch too many Disney cartoons as a child and too much porn as an adult. They get grand illusions in their heads that truly aren't realistic and in no way, shape or form represent the common, everyday straight guy.
It's so sad. :(
Oh, wait. That's not me. You know who that is, ladies? A rich, gay, philanthropist porn star, that's who.
See, this is what women expect when they watch too many Disney cartoons as a child and too much porn as an adult. They get grand illusions in their heads that truly aren't realistic and in no way, shape or form represent the common, everyday straight guy.
It's so sad. :(
