Jonathon Jones's Blog - Posts Tagged "men"
How a Single Man Can Tell if a Woman is a Slob without Seeing her Apartment
I think one of the best ways for a single guy to tell how clean a girl is and how well she takes care of her stuff on a NORMAL basis (And not just a "planned" visit) is to ask her to do the following. Have her take a picture of herself in her bathroom mirror, and don't tell her why. If it's covered with spots/streaks/etc. and it looks like they haven't cleaned it since Ronald Reagan was in office, then folks, we have a slob on our hands.
Life Isn't Disney
Ladies...life isn't Disney. A beast will almost always remain a beast.
Single Women on Dating Sites
This next statement sort of corresponds with what I talk about in some of my self-help books on dating.
It seems like most single women nowadays have delusional ideas about what a man is actually supposed to be, or they're SO independent there's no WAY a guy is going to stick around for all that head-butting, or they constantly show signs of immaturity or an inability to settle down, or they obviously have such low self esteem that they're willing to settle for guys they're just way too good for simply because how they treat them will reinforce how they actually feel about themselves---like crap.
I rarely see single women anymore who exist outside of these categories. What have we as a society done to instill such backward ideas into the minds of these young women?
It seems like most single women nowadays have delusional ideas about what a man is actually supposed to be, or they're SO independent there's no WAY a guy is going to stick around for all that head-butting, or they constantly show signs of immaturity or an inability to settle down, or they obviously have such low self esteem that they're willing to settle for guys they're just way too good for simply because how they treat them will reinforce how they actually feel about themselves---like crap.
I rarely see single women anymore who exist outside of these categories. What have we as a society done to instill such backward ideas into the minds of these young women?
Reality Check for Single Women
I have a message to all single women. I'm filthy rich, can crack a walnut with my biceps, am actually ridiculously good looking under my glasses, am hung like a water buffalo, I never get tired of waiting outside a dressing room and holding a woman's purse, am 6 foot and really broad-shouldered, love to dance, an hour to me is foreplay, and I am always buying people really expensive gifts and traveling around the world and always having numerous adventures.
Oh, wait. That's not me. You know who that is, ladies? A rich, gay, philanthropist porn star, that's who.
See, this is what women expect when they watch too many Disney cartoons as a child and too much porn as an adult. They get grand illusions in their heads that truly aren't realistic and in no way, shape or form represent the common, everyday straight guy.
It's so sad. :(
Oh, wait. That's not me. You know who that is, ladies? A rich, gay, philanthropist porn star, that's who.
See, this is what women expect when they watch too many Disney cartoons as a child and too much porn as an adult. They get grand illusions in their heads that truly aren't realistic and in no way, shape or form represent the common, everyday straight guy.
It's so sad. :(
