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Creating crazy stories, one novel at a time. My debut novel 'My Disjointed Life' is out. It can be found here on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/My-Disjointed-L...

There's also a blog where I post incoherent ramblings:

http://pendrum.wordpress.com/

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The Fifteenth Billion Pass

Hooray! After a very long cryo sleep, yours truly has come back from the land of the dead following the completion of his latest (and hopefully final) pass. For those who don’t know what a pass is:


Discreet Butt Grab

NBA players have mastered the art of the discreet butt grab.


No. That’s not the kind of pass I’m talking about. Let’s try this again:


Not even drunk driving is an excuse here.

Not even drunk driving is an excuse here.


Um, no. Still not the

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Published on July 12, 2014 23:23
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My Disjointed Life

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“Amateurs… They’re like of a pack of clay pigeons to the shotgun they call poetic justice.”
Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life

“Folks, if you ever wake up feeling much better than originally anticipated, it’s probably because you’ve overslept.”
Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life

“If you’re in a street fight, you don’t go after a man’s ball sack. Respect the street code.”
Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life
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“The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?”
Leonard Shelby

“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.”
John Lydgate

“Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.”
Friedrich von Schiller

“If you’re in a street fight, you don’t go after a man’s ball sack. Respect the street code.”
Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life
tags: humor

“You know that movie ‘Dumb and Dumber’? If there’s an addition of a third member, I’d get the part of ‘Dumbest’.”
Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life
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