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David Jester

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Born

in Northumberland, The United Kingdom

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Genre

Horror, Humor and Comedy, Suspense

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Philip K. Dick, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett ...more

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October 2012

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David Jester is a novelist and short story writer living in the North East of England. His books include the comedy, An Idiot in Love, and the gruesome horror, This Is How You Die.

He is published by Skyhorse Publishing and represented by Peter Beren.

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Average rating: 3.34 · 2,172 ratings · 294 reviews · 20 distinct works • Similar authors

	This Is How You Die 3.48 avg rating — 494 ratings — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	An Idiot in Love 3.22 avg rating — 430 ratings — published 2012 — 10 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Clinic 3.10 avg rating — 317 ratings — published 2013 — 7 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Forever After (Forever After, #1) 3.38 avg rating — 233 ratings — published 2012 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Line, the Itch and the Rabbit Hole 3.49 avg rating — 170 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Little Terrors 3.34 avg rating — 154 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Neighborhood Watch 3.27 avg rating — 59 ratings — published 2023 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	16 Heatherdale Drive 3.58 avg rating — 50 ratings — published 2014	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	An Idiot in Marriage 3.51 avg rating — 43 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Evergreen 3.36 avg rating — 42 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Extract: Kieran’s First

An extract from my new book "An Idiot in Love":

As usual I had been paired with Max. He was gathering paintbrushes and supplies like a hoarder at a boot-sale.

He was always excited at art-time, his parents were strict and rarely let him make a mess, so in times like these he really let loose. Our corner of the classroom would look like the Somme before the afternoon was out.

‘I’m going to paint pir Read more of this blog post »

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Published on November 29, 2012 00:02 • Tags: comedy, funny, joke, jokes, kindle, rom-com, romance, romantic-comedy

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“were young. They went to the same nursery and progressed through the same primary school, middle school and high school. Eddie’s parents had wanted him to go to a”
― David Jester, The Clinic

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“I knew you weren’t right for my son!”
― David Jester, I Know...

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“He actually preferred the idea that one of his victims had sent the messages, there was a risk of the police finding out, a risk of jail or another psychopathic stalker, but having to listen to his mother nag him for the rest of his life seemed infinitely worse.”
― David Jester, I Know...

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“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
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“Only idiots, dreamers and lovers stare, my mother used to say. And she doesn’t look much like a dreamer”
― Eli Yance

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“We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”
― Eli Yance, House 23

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