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"When do you understand if an interview is good or not? In my experience when you finish it with a smile on your face and your mind starts to think about some of the answers, it’s definitely a quality one."
So says journalist and writer Ognian Georgiev about the interview I recently did with him. Check it out here:

http://ogigeorgiev.wordpress.com/tag/...

You can also read 20 Questions With Harry Whitewolf here:

http://pegamoose-g.livejournal.com/64...

and another interview with author Mary Harner, here:

https://mary-harner.squarespace.com/h...

Thanks for your interest!

My latest interview (with the fabulous Limelight Literature) focuses much more on my debut book Route Number 11 than it does on me. How it should be! The interview even includes an exclusive: the blurb for my forthcoming book: The Road To Purification.

Not only that- but Limelight Literature are also exclusively posting a short chapter from Route Number 11, entitled: Ciudad Del Este or Claustrophobic Electronics.

Scroll down to September 25th for the interview, and September 22nd for the exclusive chapter.

https://limelightliterature.wordpress...

And remember, you can always read the first two chapters of Route Number 11 on Goodreads. Just find the book and click on READ EXCERPT below the cover image.

Thanks to everyone's great support, reviews and kindness.

Harry.

By Harry Whitewolf.


1. Hilary Pitta And The Chamber Of Baguettes.

2. The Whistle Blower Referee.

3. Better Than Shakespeare.

4. God's Last Sausage.

5. Get-Together-And-Have-Some-Nice-Cake-Instead-Of-Fighting Club.

6. The Genres Keep Getting Younger Games.

7. The Greatest, Steam-punk, Bum-drunk, Jam-funk, Slam-dunk Of Naughty Dystopian Nightmare Sci-fi Thrills With Enough Ker-pow To Kill The Genre Dead Book Ever Written!!!

8. My Boring Dad Is The Head Of The Illuminati.

9. The Ruff Guide To Dogs.

10. An Idiot's Guide To Idiot Guides.

11. Cutting Corners: How To Pack Sandwiches Successfully.

12. Blank.

13. Smiley Face Emoticon.

14. Forget The Money And The Career, You're Going To Die.

15. Super Sarcastic And The Satirical Sidekick.

16. Young Fonzie.

17. The Help Your Self Be Selfish For Your Soul Help Secret Soul Help Book.

18. This Is A Trashy Romance And Yet You're Still Gonna Read It!

19. Some Vampires Who Fall In Love With Satan's Cock Whilst Battling Against Werewolves, Monsters, Demons and Dumb Blondes With Big Swords.

20. Describing The Invisible World.

21. Txt Bk. :)

22. Lolita 2: Lol!

23. The Worst Book Ever Written.

24. Sham, Pain And Champagne.

25. Everybody's Reading This, So It's Either Great Or Crap.

26. The Annotated Phone Book.

27. Dark Something.

28. Cold Something.

29. Hard Something: The Revenge.

30. The White House Murders.

31. Keep Off The Grass: A Guide For Parents With Teenage Stoners.

32. The Holy Bible 2: The Next Generation.

33. How To Juggle Cornish Pasties Whilst Simultaneously Strangling Chickens.

34. A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables.

35. The Most Famous Pelican In The World.

36. The Tip Top Hip Hop Flip Flop Chip Shop Scandal.

37. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It).

38. The City And Sex: Feminism In The Twenty First Century.

39. Blink: A Short Ironic Epic.

40. Oh! The Hokey Cokey For Beginners.

41. How To Become Homeless In 3 Easy Steps.

42. Conversations With Cod.

43. Publish a Book Like This And Earn Millions Just Like Me! (Including 100 Exclusive Tips!)

44. So You Want To Be A Mass Murderer?

45. Charlie And The Chick-Lit Factory.

46. Naked Breakfast.

47. Extra Terrestrial Politics – Part One.

48. Time Is Just A T.V Show.

49. Fifty Shades Of Shit.

50. The Book Of The Film Of The Book That Was Never Made.

1. Henry Thunder And The Secret Of The Copycat Book.

2. Don't Comb My Hamster.

3. Legal Advice For Snake Charmers.

4. Explaining Cockney Rhyming Slang To Septic Tanks.

5. Life Of Fibonacci: A Lame Yann Martel Related Joke.

6. Pot The Green: The Tale Of A Stoner Snooker Star.

7. Part One.

8. Part One: Part Two.

9. Part One: Part Three.

10. When The Bees Have All Gone, We're F***ed.

11. Trip Tips.

12. The Nation's Favourite Terrorist.

13. Cats And Raccoons In Catacombs.

14. The Church Of Atheism.

15. Being Irony: The Tale Of A Piece of Metal.

16. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It) Part Two: Bliar Forever.

17. Henry Kissinger Can Kiss My Ass.

18. Frigid Bridget And The Fidgiting Midget.

19. Thou Shalt Not Kill: A Vegetarian Cookbook For Recently Repenting Christians.

20. Shut Harry Whitewolf The Fuck Up.

21. Digital Days Part One: Since The Internet Happened, Everyone Thinks They're A Graphic Designer.

22. Digital Days Part Two: Since The Internet Happened, Anyone Who Can Read And Write Can Claim To Be An Author.

23. Dog Eat Dog Orobouros.

24. What If 42 Really Is The Answer?

25. Hot Hearts Entwined.

26. Hearts Entwined With Love.

27. Love Hearts Hot Entwined.

28. Part Two: Part One.

29. Part Two: Part Two.

30. Part Two: Part Four – What Happened To Part Two: Part Three?

31. What Is It With Bloody Vampires?

32. The Thai Light Saga.

33. The Bruce Forsyth Saga.

34. Pictures Of Cute Kittens That'll Make You Say “Ohhh!”

35. Some Lucky Bastard's Five Star Globe Trotting Journey Tale.

36. Bad-reads.

37. How To Give Up Giving Up.

38. His Shark Materials.

39. Bend Over And Let This Book Shove It To Ya!

40. Stop It With The Opposites.

41. The Forty Steps.

42. Seriously, What Are We Fighting For?

43. Handel's Tricks With Candlesticks.

44. More Bloody Vampires.

45. The Cut In The Hut.

46. The Sodding Something Code.

47. Does Everybody Understand My Humour?

48. Black Cover, Red Lettering: You Can Bet It's A Thriller.

49. Withering Hats.

50. Still Waiting For Godot.

Here are twenty anagrams of famous books that I've created. Can you solve them?
(Ignore punctuation. Answers in comments below.)


1. He Hurt Eggs Within.
2. Odd, Hectic, Naive.
3. Worship Wanted.
4. Hamlet Ethics.
5. That Hot Bird Celery-proof Panhandler.
6. Shane the Mugger.
7. Yo! Ape Travel.
8. Better At Shaggy.
9. Teeth Cent Hierarchy.
10. Do Another.
11. Am Firm Anal.
12. Defy Shit Of Greasy.
13. Hit The Bob.
14. Engine Or Tax.
15. Her Jet Ball.
16. Named Of Mince.
17. Agent Cot: Sex Pirate.
18. Candle Hunk.
19. El Mojo Urinated.
20. Lo! Wank Cracker Goo!

Woohoo! My Rhyme and Rebellion poetry book has been shortlisted for ReadFree.ly's 50 Best Indie Books of 2016!

Please take a moment to vote for it here:
http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...

You have until 16th December to cast your vote. Thank you!

And a big thank you to everyone who nominated my book in the first round. The support is very much appreciated.

One of my favourite indie books of 2016: Ivy Feckett is Looking for Love: A Birmingham Romance has also been nominated in the comedy category, so I urge you to vote for that as well.

http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...

Many thanks y'all.

Harry.

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A huge thank you to everyone who voted for my book Rhyme and Rebellion, making it one of Readfree.ly's 50 BEST INDIE BOOKS OF 2016 - scraping in at number 43!

With over 10,000 votes being cast this year, I'm obviously pretty chuffed to be a finalist of "one of the most popular and prestigious prizes available to indie authors". I can't thank all you voters enough!

http://www.readfree.ly/50-best-indie-...

Wanna know what all the fuss is about? Well, Rhyme and Rebellion is available in Kindle and paperback editions, so grab a copy now!

Only £1.49/$1.49 on Kindle and £2.99/$5.49 in paperback, on Amazon.

Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01LX8P3IB

Amazon.com: http://a.co/2qZ2ciO



And if you're new to my poetry and would like to sample some for FREE, you can read my Two Beat Newbie book in its entirety here.



Thank you all and a Happy New Year!

Many thanks to Lady Catfood for interviewing me on the Indie Revolution blog.

You can check out me talking about poetry, ghosts and gay porn stars here

Book Narrator is a new company offering a variety of audio/narration/music services for authors. They’ve created a fantastic promo audio chapter from my book The Road To Purification (complete with atmospheric background music!), and they are currently offering to record a sample of your book for FREE!

As Book Narrator explains:

We’re on the hunt for quality fiction (perhaps sample chapters from your latest book) to help form the content for our show. Just send us three chapters of your work and if selected you’ll receive the following FREE :

* A professionally narrated, recorded and mastered MP3
* A personalised, free YouTube promotion video
* An upload to our Soundcloud account
* Airtime on the ‘Get Heard!’ podcast

Find out more information here: http://www.booknarrator.co.uk/offer/

And check out Book Narrator’s recording of chapter 4 from The Road To Purification: Hustlers, Hassles & Hash here:

https://soundcloud.com/user-399564578...

Thanks!

Hey, hey, hey... Check out my performances of four poems from my brand new book Underdogs Unite in these YouTube vids:


THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TWEETED


CONSTABLE CUNT


I DON'T FULLY SUPPORT THE E.U. BUT BREXIT WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA


THAT HAPPY CLAPPY HIPPY DIPPY POEM

Cheers y'all!