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Michael Gardner writes stories from the twilight zone of his mind, a middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition and the forgotten recesses of his sock drawer. Cross over if you dare.

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Michael Gardner Once upon a moonlit night, a vampire stalked his prey through the forest, a fair maiden with a neck so tender the thought of biting into it made his d…moreOnce upon a moonlit night, a vampire stalked his prey through the forest, a fair maiden with a neck so tender the thought of biting into it made his dry, old vampire lips wet as if he were young again. However, the author, in his rush to complete the story in two sentences was forced to equip the maiden with a cross, stake, hammer, and garlic, all of which she used (in that order) to end the vampire’s eternal life, while saying, “Thif aufor ith really puthing the two sententh limit,” because despite being the fairest maiden in this story, she also had a dreadful speech impediment.(less)
Michael Gardner Good question, Juho :) But a book to read or write?

If I had to choose one to read, I'd probably go with The Lord of the Rings. I've read it fours time…more
Good question, Juho :) But a book to read or write?

If I had to choose one to read, I'd probably go with The Lord of the Rings. I've read it fours times already, so I know it can sustain rereading.

Now, if I had to choose one to write, I'd go with my trilogy The Hand of the Khryseoi, which is only one book at this stage and needs the other two written. And it has taken me many years, so perhaps I need to go on a space expedition. Can you recommend one?(less)
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Iron William and the Carpen...

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Breaking Point (Rescue One #1)

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Writing with AI is the same as writing by AI

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“Traumatic events can be compared to facing a demon pitcher on the baseball diamond. Life tells us we have to take a swing at the ball, but engaging this demon comes with consequences. If you make first base, you’ll feel the need to sleep. Not so bad. Second, you’ll want to forget it all happened. Don’t we all? But third base brings the onset of madness and if you step off the plate there’s only death. In the great game of life, sometimes it’s better to strike out than hit a home run. After all, you can relax in the Dugout with friends until you’re ready to knock the demon out of the park.”

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“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”
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“Traumatic events can be compared to facing a demon pitcher on the baseball diamond. Life tells us we have to take a swing at the ball, but engaging this demon comes with consequences. If you make first base, you’ll feel the need to sleep. Not so bad. Second, you’ll want to forget it all happened. Don’t we all? But third base brings the onset of madness and if you step off the plate there’s only death. In the great game of life, sometimes it’s better to strike out than hit a home run. After all, you can relax in the Dugout with friends until you’re ready to knock the demon out of the park.”

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Patricia Hamill Thanks for the friend invite, Michael.

I loved your book Iron William and the Carpenter's Tears. Such an excellent story!


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Kevis Hendrickson Thanks for the friend-vite, Mike. It's great to be friends with another passionate writer.


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