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Thomas Corfield

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Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year, and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after having successfully absconded from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him. Including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological. This makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable. At least it would if there was any. But there isn't. So i ...more

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Thomas Corfield A great question! And one that apparently gets to the root of my abandonment issues, according to my psychiatrist, being the reason I posed it. A grea…moreA great question! And one that apparently gets to the root of my abandonment issues, according to my psychiatrist, being the reason I posed it. A great deal of my face is a result of poor genetics and unfortunate timing between crossing the road and a bus. Some of it, particularly the saggy bit on the left, is a result of my mother's habit of using my ear as an ashtray, whereas the other side, which has the color and consistency of bitumen, is a result of the aforementioned bus incident. The top bit used to have hair, until I realized its absence distracted from my face, while the bottom bit that used to be my chin is currently my nose, again because of buses and a sudden movement. I've been known to label bits of my face in an effort to lessen others' clinical revulsion.(less)
Thomas Corfield A hammer and chisel work well to loosen blockages, albeit in my head. Admittedly, I require hospitalization afterwards, but they know me quite well th…moreA hammer and chisel work well to loosen blockages, albeit in my head. Admittedly, I require hospitalization afterwards, but they know me quite well there and I'm often given a room to myself. It's padded too, which is nice, and I get to wear very tight pajamas with belts and and handcuffs, which are for my own good, apparently. (less)
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