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Retractions & Apologies

When you write a book of passionate opinions like Teaching Snapping Turtles a few will be wrong. It takes time to see which ones. Over a year has passed, and I realize I was wrong about 2 things. Both pertain to sports:

1 - LeBron James
2 - Urban Meyer

My book came out right before LeBron went back to Cleveland, which is not an excuse, but information to put my blunder in proper context. I criticized him for being a heartless capitalist with no regard for his home state. Obviously he proved this criticism wrong by coming back to Cleveland and working in his community to make it better.

When he returned to Cleveland I recognized my error, and wrote a blog about why Ohio people should accept and embrace LeBron. He was a young kid who made a mistake by leaving. I've made worse mistakes than that and my family embraced me. And a city is a family. Now LeBron has dedicated his personal resources to send over a 1000 local kids to college for free. He is turning into a great man, and I was wrong. And I apologize.

I may have been a bit harsh in my skewering of Cleveland, but some of it was satire, and some was righteous indignation. Building stadiums and colosseums over schools is wrong. Favoring sports over education is a blatant example of misplaced priorities. I stand by that. At least LeBron is setting an example for affluent athletes to give back to their communities. (let's see if James Harden puts any of that Adidas money to good use)

I was also wrong in my book about Urban Meyer being a petrified piece of Gator poop. That was just a childish opinion...a remnant of distaste from when Florida beat OSU in the championship game back when Meyer coached the Gators. I feared that he would be a mercenary who left his players in the lurch when he bolted for the NFL. Obviously this hasn't happened, and his coaching of the Buckeyes last year was one of the best in collegiate history: losing to VT, then bouncing back using backup QBs to win a title in the first year of the NCAA playoffs is extraordinary. Kudos to Coach Meyer. I was wrong, and I apologize.

LeBron James is a great person, and Urban Meyer is a great coach. They are the epitome of Ohio athletic excellence.

The world may or may not be a better place if more people admitted when they are wrong & apologized, but it would make social discourse more tolerable.

I stand by everything else in my book. I wish I was wrong about gun violence in America, or Climate Change, but reality keeps proving otherwise.

In closing, a man shouldn't fear voicing his opinion, so long as he has enough honesty to admit when he is wrong.
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Published on August 14, 2015 11:04 Tags: honesty, lebron-james, sports, urban-meyer, writing

New School

I'm developing my own style/genre of writing tentatively called The Illogical School of Irrationality. I got the idea thinking about AI and how people are now using AI to write books. The only things that will separate original writers from the AI crap are humor and poetry, the more illogical or irrational the better. AI cannot duplicate those unique traits that only come from the human mind. On a philosophical level, we live in a chaotic world rife with corruption and evil, so thinking opposite of that is a rejection of such a world and yearning for a better one. We are constantly besieged by mind-control methods of propagandized politics, mass media, putrid pop culture, and ad-induced materialism that tell us what to think. To be illogical today is a badge of honor. Historically, rationality has been weaponized. Why did people freely follow orders and march into concentration camps during WWII? Because "authorities" told them to and it was the rational and logical thing to do. Why do people today take the MRNA vaccines and boosters when they clearly don't work and cause heart issues? Because the authorities said so and it is the logical and rational thing to do. Why do people pay taxes and not revolt? Because authorities say so and it is logical and rational to pay even though we have no say where the money goes. So I'm starting my own style of writing that is opposite of that, hence the name The Illogical School of Irrationality. It probably won't win me any publishing deals, but it's rejuvenated my writing. Highway of Tears is my next horror novel, so it will be more conventional, but my next poetry book will be the first official book written in that style.

To the manipulated masses it seems perfectly rational to follow the experts, who are really Judas Goats leading them to authoritative prisons. Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Zuckerberg are just a few, yet they follow orders like me and you. Bankers and Industrialists dictate the news. Lies are what they spew. I thought you knew?
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Published on October 04, 2023 21:50 Tags: books, humor, poetry, style, writing

The Illogical School of Irrationality.

I'm developing my own style/genre of writing tentatively called The Illogical School of Irrationality. I got the idea thinking about AI and how people are now using AI to write books. The only things that will separate original writers from the AI crap are humor and poetry, the more illogical or irrational the better.

AI cannot duplicate those unique traits that only come from the human mind. On a philosophical level, we live in a chaotic world rife with corruption and evil, so thinking opposite of that is a rejection of such a world and yearning for a better one.

We are constantly besieged by mind-control methods of propagandized politics, mass media, putrid pop culture, and ad-induced materialism that tell us what to think. To be illogical today is a badge of honor.

Historically, rationality has been weaponized. Why did people freely follow orders and march into concentration camps during WWII? Because "authorities" told them to and it was the rational and logical thing to do. Why do people today take the mRNA vaccines and boosters when they clearly don't work and cause heart issues? Because the authorities said so and it is the logical and rational thing to do. Why do people pay taxes and not revolt? Because authorities say so and it is logical and rational to pay even though we have no say where the money goes.

So, I'm starting my own style of writing that is opposite of that, hence the name The Illogical School of Irrationality. It probably won't win me any publishing awards, but it's rejuvenated my writing.

Bedouin in a Fallen Desert, my next poetry book, will be the first official book written in that style.

To the manipulated masses it seems perfectly rational to follow the experts, who are really Judas Goats leading them to authoritative prisons. Bill Gates, Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, Elon Musk, and Zuckerberg are just a few, yet they follow orders like me and you. Bankers and Industrialists dictate the news. Lies are what they spew. I thought you knew?

Mossad/CIA/DARPA tell you what to do. A basic set of rules yet never question who rules over you.
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Published on September 05, 2025 23:11 Tags: gonzo, logic, poetry, propaganda, rationality, truth, writing

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