Things To Do When You Miss Your Girl - The Wizard

The first girl I ever kissed was ugly as fuck.  I mean she was a dog. She was a little older than me and she had a decent enough body I guess. She wasn't like a pig or anything. I remember she had weird hair but it was the late eighties so there's a pretty good chance everyone had weird hair. But I'm afraid I have to admit she was ugly. Like Eric Stoltz in Mask ugly. Still, she was a few years older than me and had boobs and she wasn't fat and she wanted to kiss me so I kissed her. This...
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Published on March 10, 2019 17:29
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