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November 28, 2019

BlakAcid.com is live

BlakAcid.com is up and running. You can find all the books, art and whatever else I decide to make and sell there. This blog has been fun but it's time to get on with it and I can't do that here. Too many memories. Fuck the past. The future is leaner and meaner than ever. The future is BlakAcid.com Check it out. BlakAcid.com
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Published on November 28, 2019 20:15

April 28, 2019

New Book Trailer is Live Like A Suicide

So I've been busy working on a new book.
  It's pretty weird I guess. About a bi-sexual vampire chick that gets launched out into space and ends up on an alien planet where the population is made of anthropomorphic animal people who are stuck in a sort of feudal society. She is pretty blood thirsty as you can imagine and ready to tear shit down right as a civil war erupts.
   More on this new book soon.
   In the meantime I made, or rather remade, a book trailer for Wolv...
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Published on April 28, 2019 13:35

April 15, 2019

Beneath Your Sky - A Horror Story Collection

I've always enjoyed short stories.  So I decided to put out a short story collection that you can download from Amazon. Hell it's even free if you get down with Kindle Unlimited, which I'm sure all you book fiends surely do.  Now I could go on and on about how great the fucking book is but that gets really boring really quick and if there's one thing I've promised myself I'll never be it's boring. So instead I'm going to tell you a story. It's one of the ones out of the new collecti...
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Published on April 15, 2019 09:46

April 4, 2019

Beta Readers and a Gothic Horror in the 90s - Looks That Kill

Now look here I spent some time down on Melrose Avenue back in the good old days before California was the land of illegal aliens and junkies shitting in the streets.  It was a wonderful place back then when jive ass brothers with cheetah pants and afros drank arm in arm with snakeskin wearing rockers who had so much gel in their hair that shit would put your eyes out. All the girls were blonde and built to destroy. Nobody took any shit from anyone. Even the gay guys were too busy rockin...
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Published on April 04, 2019 00:11

March 28, 2019

Building A New Monster Part 1 - The Iron Fist

  So this one time I was walking up the stairs of this haunted house I lived in with some of the best friends I have ever known and one of them had some acid so he handed it out and we all dropped a little bit and then when we got to the attic we strapped on our guitars and he got behind his drums and we played some music.
   The lines of reality blurred and things happened and we weren't a band anymore. I decided it was a better idea to become a fantastic tattooist who hates th...
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Published on March 28, 2019 21:17

March 18, 2019

A Million Skinny Girls - Locomotive

I jumped into the ride and ended up between a red haired junky with too much shit in his face and a skinny blonde wearing a little leather skirt with just the right amount of leg showing to make me think I'd made the right decision.  Somewhere off in the distance Guns N' Roses was putting on a clinic on how to play a rock song.

  We drove through the city. It wasn't really anything other than neon streaks that overlaid that wet kind of black. A moving picture of still images that pas...
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Published on March 18, 2019 23:34

March 14, 2019

Horror Novel - Wolves of the Land

So I've given up art.
  I did this big huge amount of art, started a website made clothes all that shit. I was really fucking inspired. More inspired than I ever was when I was tattooing. You see I was doing it all for someone. The whole point of the company was to have all of this stuff t-shirts prints stickers whatever with printers set up the files all sent the cart set so that it would basically just run itself while I made new art. Then when the company got really rolling I was going...
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Published on March 14, 2019 12:59

March 11, 2019

Sweet Movies #2 NIGHT OF THE DEMONS

Hollywood fucking sucks.
  You can attempt to argue that fact but it's like a fat person buying a Diet Coke with their Double Quarter Pounder meal telling me they are trying to get in shape. Hollywood now is nothing but no talent hacks that can't even be bothered to write original stories. Just glammed up super hi res remakes of movies that were ultimately better in the grainy original version.
  So I'm not talking about the shitty Night of the Demons remake with Shannon Elizabeth.
&nb...
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Published on March 11, 2019 16:05

These Moments of Silence - Stone The Crow


He was doing about 85 miles an hour in the middle of Delaware Ohio and Down was blasting 'Stone the Crow' at him from the quickly degrading dashboard speakers of the stolen car.


He knew exactly what they were talking about.The song drowned out the police sirens behind him. Gave him just that right kind of edge to avoid running down a few middle management businessmen that were looking at their phones as they crossed the street instead of being intelligent humans and looking both ways first.As...
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Published on March 11, 2019 14:11

March 10, 2019

Things To Do When You Miss Your Girl - The Wizard

The first girl I ever kissed was ugly as fuck.  I mean she was a dog. She was a little older than me and she had a decent enough body I guess. She wasn't like a pig or anything. I remember she had weird hair but it was the late eighties so there's a pretty good chance everyone had weird hair. But I'm afraid I have to admit she was ugly. Like Eric Stoltz in Mask ugly. Still, she was a few years older than me and had boobs and she wasn't fat and she wanted to kiss me so I kissed her. This...
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Published on March 10, 2019 17:29