Now look here I spent some time down on Melrose Avenue back in the good old days before California was the land of illegal aliens and junkies shitting in the streets.  It was a wonderful place back then when jive ass brothers with cheetah pants and afros drank arm in arm with snakeskin wearing rockers who had so much gel in their hair that shit would put your eyes out. All the girls were blonde and built to destroy. Nobody took any shit from anyone. Even the gay guys were too busy rockin...