I've always enjoyed short stories.  So I decided to put out a short story collection that you can download from Amazon. Hell it's even free if you get down with Kindle Unlimited, which I'm sure all you book fiends surely do.  Now I could go on and on about how great the fucking book is but that gets really boring really quick and if there's one thing I've promised myself I'll never be it's boring. So instead I'm going to tell you a story. It's one of the ones out of the new collecti...