Lies I’ve heard

From the start…

“Not that smart,

Ain’t got heart,

Plays no part,

Slow to start,

Below the chart,

Dull-eyed dart,

Unexpected fart,

Empty cart,

Progress in park,

Stopping start,

In the dark,

Just a lark,

Can’t make the mark,

No grave for Clark,

Reality stark,

Mewing bark.”

What’s that?!

Hark!

Who’s that?

Hark!

I can’t hear you.

They can’t hear you.

We can’t hear you

Stop!

Okay.

Now start

Over.