I just wanted to note the irony of the fact that every single bad review I've ever gotten, here or elsewhere has been from someone who USED TO live in the UK. People who live here now like my book. People who have never been here like it. But the people who only know the UK through their own rose-colored nostalgia hate it.

So do yourself a favor: if you used to live in the UK, don't buy my book. It's not written for you, and you will be disappointed that it is not the book you would have written, based on your own homesickness for a perfect UK that has only ever existed in your head.