Fact #3. Although I mock/rip armchair jocks (men who sit in comfy chairs and obsessively watch sports on their big screen TVs), I actually like sports.

I played sports as a child, in high school, and in college.
My kids play sports.
I watch sports on my big screen TV.
I watch sports while sitting in my husband's recliner (this usually occurs when my husband is sprawled on the couch).
I watch sports while sitting in my own lovely brown leather recliner.
BUT I DO NOT OBSESSIVELY watch sports on my big screen TV while sitting in either my husband's or my own recliner!
I can leave the chair, turn off the TV, and walk away.