Hello again.
I feel compelled to write this today following a very strange event! This unprecedented happening consisted of my being left speechless following a remark made to me, a phenomenon hitherto unknown. A close family member of mine had recently read The Expected Demise of Bernard Fish and thought it rather odd that I should believe there was not only my version of the afterlife, but also such things as Grim Reapers, especially ones wearing pink tracksuits! I know my fans well enough to be certain that they all understand the concept of satire and black humour, but just in case any more of my bloodline are unsure, let me assure everyone that I am a writer of fiction, make believe, and therefore this book should definitely not to be taken as gospel! (or any kind of religious doctrine!)
Best wishes, Ed Halliday
author of The Expected Demise of Bernard Fish, the almost perfect plot, The Grinning Dog and Burnt Toast and Bent Noses