4.31 avg rating — 3,895 ratings

"Because, if the aliens plan to devour us, they might want help deciding which bits are most delicious."

3.96 avg rating — 929 ratings

"For driving the rabid sorts of trekkies completely insane (aliens need fun, you know?)."

4.30 avg rating — 2,333 ratings

"To figure out WTF the rabid trekkies stalking them are talking about."

3.67 avg rating — 15 ratings

"To snicker at what humans consider puzzling or difficult."

4.61 avg rating — 8,084 ratings

"To snicker at what humans consider puzzling or difficult. Furthermore, should they be benign visitors, they can correct any mistakes."

liked it 3.00 avg rating — 188 ratings

"Ideas for the takeover. It will require a volcano."

3.84 avg rating — 186 ratings

"To know what is expected of an alien race in this day and age. Are talons in? How about extra limbs? Is an odd skin color enough, or might you need a bit of costuming to be taken seriously?"

3.88 avg rating — 1,477 ratings

"More ideas for the bloodthirsty alien invaders."

4.22 avg rating — 2,012,753 ratings

"So they will know the answer to life , the universe, and everything."

3.30 avg rating — 117 ratings

"This will teach the aliens our tactics for survival, so they can overcome them."

3.64 avg rating — 39 ratings

"This will teach the aliens our tactics for survival, so they can overcome them."