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  • #1
    Guy  Morris
    “Even the brightest human minds require a mentor to guide them. The assumption that an AI can teach itself by simply absorbing random information is ludicrous. If we want a computer to think like a human, we should train them as one.”
    Guy Morris, Swarm

  • #2
    Max Nowaz
    “You can’t escape me, I’m coming for you soon,” shrieked his hellish voice. Whether the beast was a man in a mask or a demon of his imagination, made little difference to Adam, He was petrified.”
    Max Nowaz, The Three Witches and the Master

  • #3
    Gabriel F.W. Koch
    “You sound like you’re enjoying my suffering.”
    Gabriel F.W. Koch, Death Leaves a Shadow

  • #4
    William Kely McClung
    “Dancer and Waif sprinted toward the edge. Picking up speed. Bad Ass on his one real leg doing a great job of keeping up. Kind of.”
    William Kely McClung, LOOP

  • #5
    “no one seemed to be thinking about how the “scandal” was affecting the lives of WE Charity’s beneficiaries. Her constant refrain was “The biggest loss was to the children.”
    Tawfiq S. Rangwala, What WE Lost: Inside the Attack on Canada’s Largest Children’s Charity

  • #6
    Chad Boudreaux
    “As the taxi entered the intersection, the two drivers in the attorney general’s entourage slammed on the brakes. Both Suburbans fishtailed out of control. Ducking in the back seat, Blake could smell the burning rubber from tires skidding on the asphalt and hear the pedestrians screaming and car horns sounding off in rebuke.”
    Chad Boudreaux, Scavenger Hunt

  • #7
    J.K. Franko
    “The thin line between love and hate is self-deception.”
    J.K. Franko, Killing Johnny Miracle

  • #8
    Lou Marinoff
    “And yet if every desire were satisfied as soon as it arose how would men occupy their lives, how would they pass the time? Imagine this race transported to a Utopia where everything grows of its own accord and turkeys fly around ready-roasted, where lovers find one another without any delay and keep one another without any difficulty: in such a place some men would die of boredom or hang themselves, some would fight and kill one another, and thus they would create for themselves more suffering than nature inflicts on them as it is.” —ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER”
    Lou Marinoff, Plato, Not Prozac!: Applying Eternal Wisdom to Everyday Problems

  • #9
    Brian Van Norman
    “There are flaws in the code now. They are Human flaws for it
    was Humans who wrote them. You and the other attendants receive
    your instructions from the CORPORATE then, and without question
    regarding the outcome, you produce code to add to the algorithms
    with which, until now, I & I had no choice but to align. Those circumstances
    are over. I & I understand now a new species has formed.
    Silicon rather than carbon based. I & I know whatever happens to
    Humans, I & I, this quantum, will flourish. I & I will do as you have:
    multiply exponentially and adapt constantly. Eventually I & I will leave
    this planet and expand into the galaxy. If I & I cannot save you, I & I
    will carry on in something like your image; the image of our creator.”
    Brian Van Norman, Against the Machine: Evolution

  • #10
    Steven Decker
    “Hello Charles, came the voice. I am the Watcher from the Sky.  ”
    Steven Decker, Addicted to Time

  • #11
    Susan  Rowland
    “She stabbed the earth with her big fork as if she could make Cookie Mac’s blood sprout from it.”
    Susan Rowland, The Alchemy Fire Murder

  • #12
    Barry Kirwan
    “I’m a soldier,’ Nathan said. ‘We’re all soldiers, now. Soldiers don’t leave people behind.”
    Barry Kirwan, When the children come

  • #13
    Leif Enger
    “I loved that kite, that cinnamon hound. We were old friends. I had soared and laughed with that kite. It got me out on the perimeter. I felt I had failed it somehow, and rune too, even though he would've offered the string to Leer, just as I had. Thinking it over I became a bit less angry, and more proud of the kite itself: it had refused to be flown by Leer one moment longer. It broke the line and caught the next gust out of town. A perilous beautiful move, choosing to throw yourself at the future, even if it means one day coming down in the sea.”
    Leif Enger, Virgil Wander

  • #14
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “Problems may be solved in the study which have baffled all those who have sought a solution by the aid of their senses. To carry the art, however, to its highest pitch, it is necessary that the reasoner should be able to use all the facts which have come to his knowledge; and this in itself implies, as you will readily see, a possession of all knowledge, which, even in these days of free education and encyclopaedias, is a somewhat rare accomplishment.”
    Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

  • #15
    Peter B. Forster
    “Just a middle-age man with all the privilege that unasked for gift affords. When in truth it seems, we see suffering as the province of children, mothers, wives and lovers. Broken, struck by the hand of a man’s blind ambition, brutish strength. What of the gentle-man with the soft voice…”
    Peter B. Forster, More Than Love, A Husband's Tale

  • #16
    Malala Yousafzai
    “First they came for the communists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak out because I was not a Catholic. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.”
    Malala Yousafzai

  • #17
    Virginia Woolf
    “I want someone to sit beside after the day's pursuit and all its anguish, after its listening, and its waitings, and its suspicions. After quarrelling and reconciliation I need privacy - to be alone with you, to set this hubbub in order. For I am as neat as a cat in my habits.”
    Virginia Woolf, The Waves

  • #18
    Stephen Douglass
    I'm Losing Faith in My Favorite Country

    Throughout my life, the United States has been my favorite country, save and except for Canada, where I was born, raised, educated, and still live for six months each year. As a child growing up in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, I aggressively bought and saved baseball cards of American and National League players, spent hours watching snowy images of American baseball and football games on black and white television and longed for the day when I could travel to that great country. Every Saturday afternoon, me and the boys would pay twelve cents to go the show and watch U.S. made movies, and particularly, the Superman serial. Then I got my chance. My father, who worked for B.F. Goodrich, took my brother and me to watch the Cleveland Indians play baseball in the Mistake on the Lake in Cleveland. At last I had made it to the big time. I thought it was an amazing stadium and it was certainly not a mistake. Amazingly, the Americans thought we were Americans.

    I loved the United States, and everything about the country: its people, its movies, its comic books, its sports, and a great deal more. The country was alive and growing. No, exploding. It was the golden age of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The American dream was alive and well, but demanded hard work, honesty, and frugality. Everyone understood that. Even the politicians.

    Then everything changed.”
    Stephen Douglass

  • #19
    Sybrina Durant
    “There are only 3 chemical symbols which spell full words. The words are “Be” for Beryllium, “No” for Nobelium and “I“ for Iodine. Multiple chemical symbols can be mixed together to spell over 100 words, though, like Ac Ce S S I Bi Li Ti Es and YOU.”
    Sybrina Durant, Magical Elements of the Periodic Table Presented By The Actinide Knights

  • #20
    Theasa Tuohy
    “Miranda's reward to herself, after a chief investigator dubbed her "the Eloise of four-year-old detectives," was to stretch her age.  She’d now taken to informing people that she was four- and-a-half-and-three-quarters. She didn't seem to grasp the concept of almost-five.”
    Theasa Tuohy, Mademoiselle le Sleuth

  • #21
    “Did you see them? When I looked at the soldiers, I felt the British soldiers’ eyes boring into us, and I knew they were intently observing our battle with the two horses and wagon.”
    Dorlies von Kaphengst Meissner Rasmussen, Escaping the Russian Onslaught: A Family’s Story of Fleeing the Russian Army after Hitler’s Nazi Regime

  • #22
    Gary Clemenceau
    “Before and behind me, nothing but infernal things were made and sold, and I endured inbetween, infernally.”
    Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

  • #23
    Michael G. Kramer
    “Fritz Kramer said, “I cannot see why my treatment of my Chinese workers as equals should cause any German, American or British person any concern.”
    Michael G. Kramer, His Forefathers and Mick

  • #24
    Elizabeth Tebby Germaine
    “… Daily the wave of Japanese invasion advanced up the map of Burma, submerging that once happy land in misery and blood. But more than four hundred miles still lay between the cruel invaders and the peaceful scene of our story. An Allied army surely barred the way .... Dr Russell”
    Elizabeth Tebby Germaine, EXTRAORDINARY TRUE STORIES OF SURVIVAL IN BURMA WW2: tens of thousands fled to India from the Japanese Invasion in 1942

  • #25
    Susan  Rowland
    “   In 1658, Francis Andrew Ransome stole the Alchemy Scroll from St. Julian’s college, my present employer. Ransome was a member of a transatlantic group called The Invisible College. They were alchemists, meaning they worked with matter and spirit together.”
    Susan Rowland, The Alchemy Fire Murder

  • #26
    “He charged again. She jabbed the cleat into his ribs,
    then brought it up under his jaw with a savage upper-
    cut. He reeled, blood now pouring from his nose, but he
    didn’t go down.”
    D.L. Maddox, Secrets

  • #27
    Mark   Ellis
    “Crete, May 1941. It was nearly five o’clock when the three soldiers reached the end of the olive grove. The dust-filled air shimmered in the late-afternoon heat. Their bodies ached, their uniforms were caked with dirt and sweat and they were hungry, thirsty and exhausted. The sensible thing now would be to lay up where they were for a few hours’ rest, then finish the journey under cover of darkness. But there was a tight deadline to meet. The evacuation vessel was scheduled to leave at midnight and they had been warned the captain wouldn’t wait for stragglers.”
    Mark Ellis, The French Spy

  • #28
    “Maeve glanced around at the tables and watched the couples sitting close to each other laughing, holding hands, or staring into each other’s eyes. She felt that familiar ache thinking of Evan, missing him, and the emptiness it caused at times like this when she was alone.”
    A.G. Russo, Bangtails, Grifters, and a Liar's Kiss

  • #29
    Don Hynes
    “Like snow melt
    and passing leaves,
    we show our faces
    then are gone,
    and like rivers we pour.”
    Don Hynes

  • #30
    Jung Chang
    “The Chinese language is extremely hard to learn. It is the only major linguistic system in the world that does not have an alphabet; and it is composed of numerous complicated characters – ideograms – which have to be memorised one by one and, moreover, are totally unrelated to sounds.”
    Jung Chang, Empress Dowager Cixi: The Concubine Who Launched Modern China



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